004 ☼ voice
Feb. 11th, 2012 02:11 pm[Filtered away from Kirk and Shego (HE KNOWS YOU'RE CO-CONSPIRATORS)]
Right. I've been instructed by my warden to go out and make a "friend", [You can practically hear the airquotes.] but since most of you are - no offense - crazy, I'm kind of not really interested in putting in the effort only to find out you're here because you chopped up your girlfriend with an axe or something.
So, if anyone's interested in pretending we're pals, I'll figure out a way to make it up to you. Not by helping your let's get off the ship plot or killing anyone, but name your price, and I can figure out something worth your while.
[Private to Shego]
So what's the official Barge policy on former wardens and inmates being together?
Right. I've been instructed by my warden to go out and make a "friend", [You can practically hear the airquotes.] but since most of you are - no offense - crazy, I'm kind of not really interested in putting in the effort only to find out you're here because you chopped up your girlfriend with an axe or something.
So, if anyone's interested in pretending we're pals, I'll figure out a way to make it up to you. Not by helping your let's get off the ship plot or killing anyone, but name your price, and I can figure out something worth your while.
[Private to Shego]
So what's the official Barge policy on former wardens and inmates being together?